Miscellaneous Page

Miscellaneous Page

This page is the result of an over active imagination and is basically intended to take a look at the weirder side of life.
Like most people (I hope), I tend to store bits and pieces of everything in my closet of life. Just take a look at your own closet & you normally have things that you keep for years, all stacked up together, because you don't have any other place to put it and don't have the heart to throw away.

This page will most probably grow very slowly at first and then become unmanageable as time progresses. Yep, a cyber junk yard in it's infant stages is where you visiting right now. If you'd like to add something feel free to mail me ().

The first thing of no real significance that I'd like to share with you is:

1. Life from a child's perspective.

When you were a bit (or a lot) younger did you ever think that:

When it was raining in your city that it was raining right around the world ?

Dogs were male & cats were female ?

When looking down a railway track that grows smaller in the distance, that all the trains would fall off at the end of where you could see ?

People on the Television could see you ?

When you closed your eyes - nobody could see you ?

Your mother really did have eyes in the back of her head & could see through walls ?

2. Really dumb questions people ask.

Have you ever asked or been asked these questions:

Doctors normally ask (45 minutes after your appointment) - "have you been waiting long ?"

While choking people normally ask if you alright & expect an immediate answer.

Dentist often ask this one while probing cavities (& you flinch) - "does that hurt ?"

Another dentist favorite is to fill your mouth with cotton wads & ask you 1001 questions.

One of my other "favorites" is when waiters / waitresses come over & ask if you enjoying the meal just as you load up the largest mouthful of food that you can fit into your mouth.

How about your when your spouse wakes you in the middle of the night and asks: "Did I wake you ?"

When I get more time I'll add a couple of other miscellaneous bits and pieces.

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